In a world full of bankers, hipsters, fanatics, politicians and keyboard warriors Courtesans are the
equivalent of suicidal unicorns on smack, they are the jelly babies full of boiled
bovine bones that children devour joyfully, they are the duck down you sleep
on providing comfort that turns into memories of the last minute its previous
owner was alive.
Their songs might make you feel like a diabetic on thirty doughnuts blended
with the bittersweet feelings of a prisoner on death row having his favourite
Courtesans consist of bi polar unicorn, anxious unicorn, schizophrenic unicorn
and major depressive unicorn.
Their music is the pop lying on the train tracks.
The band are currently completing their E.P. Better Safe than Sober which will
be released March 2017